Showing posts with label Redhead. Show all posts
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Tuesday, April 16, 2019

One With Nature

randon’s POV
“Uhhh Alice”, Brandon began, finding his girlfriend in an… interesting position.  “Is there any reason you’re doing… whatever you’re doing right now?”
Alice kept crawling around in the swamp, feeling the moss and weeds between her very human fingers and toes.
“Don’t you just love this place?  It just feels so comfortable… So homey… brings back memories, you know?”
Brandon paused for a second and tried to figure out why his girlfriend was acting so weird.  
She had left camp forty minutes ago, saying she’d be gone for only twenty.  Brandon spent the rest of the time walking up and down the paths of Algonquin National Park.  The place was huge but she could only go so far without a canoe.  
She was easily in the last place he would have ever guessed considering her reaction of having to walk the canoe through these weeds the previous day.  Maybe she was tripping on something… licked the wrong frog or whatever.
Alice began to swim on her belly, coming closer and closer to the boyfriend and almost on cue, a frog swam over and crawled up on to Alice’s butt.  Brandon giggled at the sight of her now very messy girlfriend and her not giving a fuck attitude.
“Hey, babe”, Brandon smiled, thinking he could scare her.
“Hello to you too”, she responded calmly.
“You know you’re transporting this GIANT frog on your ass right?” He said giggling.
She turned around and smiled.  
“Oh, this little girl?” She asked picking it up with her hand and holding it in front of her face.  “I managed to… catch her earlier.  Guess she likes me huh?”


Alice’s POV
She didn’t even want to camp that weekend, it was Brandon that convinced her.  Now she was in an unspeakably horrible position and she didn’t know what to do.  She wasn’t exaggerating either, she literally couldn’t speak English now, even if she wanted too.
Sick of spending time doing nothing around a stupid campfire, she decided a walk was the best way to switch things up.  Sitting next to the swamp she and Brandon had entered the day earlier.  Getting ready to pull out a cigarette and calm her nerves of being in such a daunting wilderness, she noticed a little frog hop on to the beach.
She didn’t consider herself an outdoorsy-type person by any means, but she did have some fond memories of catching frogs at her nana’s cottage when she was younger.  Sure that was a beach and this was a swamp, but her target was basically asking for it.  Putting down her phone and smokes, she crept up towards the amphibian, waiting for the best time to strike.  When it came she dove forwards and grabbed the little guy.  It was at that instant that the world turned black…

The next thing she knew she was sitting on a rock on the shore.  It seemed giant considering how big she was but after a couple more seconds she realized that she had… changed.
The world was ginormous, and she was small and slimy.  Anybody could put 2 and 2 together, especially after seeing what seemed like a giant take her clothes off and begin swimming amongst the moss and lilypads.
She had somehow swapped bodies with a frog… or a toad or whatever.  She had no idea what she was but she knew she didn’t like it and she knew she had to change back.  
After some test hops and a 30-second swimming lesson she gave herself, she saw another giant enter the picture.  One that could be her hero, he was the prince and she was… the frog and she needed rescue.  She didn’t remember the fairy tale exactly but she knew she had to get noticed…


Brandon’s POV
“We should keep her!” The new Alice suggested.  “It’s like we formed a bond or something.  I think we could be friends or…”
“Don’t be stupid Alice, throw the frog back”.
Both the real and fake Alice looked up in surprise.
“We have like 3 more days before we pack up and go home.  How do you expect us to take care of that thing for that long?  None the less transport it home?”
Fake Alice looked sad like she was saying goodbye to an old friend or something.
“Look… I get it, it’s a cool frog, but do you really think he wants to switch living in the wild, in its natural habitat, to an aquarium in your room?” Brandon asked, thinking he had convinced her.
“Yeah,” Fake Alice said lowering the frog back down on to a lilypad. 
Fake Alice moved so she was face to face with the animal.
“I promise you’ll like it better here.  Lot’s of sun, lot’s of potential mates…” She said before standing up, the water and moss dropping off her body.  “Yeah, I think you’ll love it here as much as I did”.
She walked out of the water where Brandon held out a towel.  
“Well, you certainly did enjoy this place!  Feel free to explore naked some more if you want.  Was kinda a nice surprise to find you here like this”.
“I love the way the water and the air feel on my skin.  I may just stay naked this whole trip!” Fake Alice said as she began to hop and skip down the trail.  
Brandon looked back for just a second at the frog, wondering why she was so convinced it was a girl… He was a curious mind though, so he shook it off and followed his girl back to camp.

I Give Up!



“Greg!  Why aren’t you dressed… in like, any clothes at all!.  The cab is gonna be here in 10 minutes!”
Greg blushed and looked at the floor.  He was embarrassed and scared, although nowadays they were very common emotions.  There were a ton of reasons he wasn’t dressed.  He didn’t feel sexy in any of his new outfits, even though he picked them out with Alexus the other day, he was nervous he’d look stupid in front of the guys at the bar and last but not least, he felt fat.
“I….” Greg began, still unable to look Alexus in the eyes.  “I just thought we could spend the night together… Maybe watch some Netflix… I heard the new season of Bojack is…”
“Jesus fucking Christ, there’s just no helping you is there?” She scolded.
Greg didn’t respond.
“I was the one person that believed you when Rachel stole your body, I even stayed with you until we could figure out how to get you accustomed to your new body and life but that’s never gonna happen, is it?”
Greg still said nothing.
“Look, you were the one that told me you found men attractive.  I’m only trying to help but I can’t if you keep letting your new emotions get the better of you!”
“I… I’m sorry.  I’m trying, I’m… I’m just nervous.  I promise I’ll…”
“AND ANOTHER THING”, she interrupted again.  “2 weeks ago you wouldn’t take that kind of shit, even from me!  I’m DONE!  You’re cute but there’s just no changing you!  Other than your memories, you’re 100% Rachel and I’m just going to have to accept that!”
Greg finally looked up at his girlfriend, but only to blush.  Alexus just shook her head and walked out the door.  The cab was here and it was apparent that he only really listened to the one compliment.
Greg sighed.  He wasn’t as crushed as Alexus probably thought he was.  He knew a plus-sized nerdy girl like him.  He knew it was only a matter of time before she gave up on him.  He had done it himself after only a couple of days.  He knew he would never be the same after he spent a night gushing over his old facebook photos.  
He paused for a second.  He WAS already naked… and he had that tab open ever since… and Alexus just left.  He quickly went to the washroom to grab a towel to lay on his bed.  Nobody likes sleeping on a wet spot!

A Very Sweet Gift

This is a long one, but I liked how it turned out.  Enjoy :)


“Okay, very funny”, Frank said as he walked into the kitchen with a large Tupperware container.  “Which one of you girls wanted to prank the newly engaged couple?”
Lisa and Mallory looked at each other and shrugged.  Neither of them had any idea what he was talking about.
“Whatcha got there babe?” Georgia asked as she walked up from behind Frank, giving him a peck on the cheek as she passed him.
Frank walked over to the table where his fiancee’s friends were seated and took the lid off.  Immediately the two started to laugh.  Even Georgia got a good chuckle out of the cupcakes before her.


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“It came without a note.  I just heard the doorbell and opened the door to this little surprise” Frank said grabbing a cupcake.
Mallory grabbed one, pulled off the wrapping and took a bite.
“Well whoever sent them has one hell of a secret recipe”, she giggled, wiping white icing from her top lip.  
“Maybe it’s for me”, Lisa joined in.   “I am headed to South Africa in a couple days.  Maybe it’s a sign of what’s to come”.
She licked the penis decoration on top in a sensual yet sarcastic manner.
Mallory handed one over to Georgia.
“You should enjoy one of these while you can before you’re stuck with a whiteboy for the rest of your life!”
Frank rolled his eyes, picked up a cupcake and shoved it in Mallory’s face.  She stood up laughing, grabbed a cupcake of her own and did the same to Frank in response.  He grabbed the cupcake from his face and licked his lips.  
“Well, as homo-erotic this is for me to eat, you’re damn right they got a secret recipe.  I can’t tell you the last time I actually enjoyed eating something sweet like this”.
Georgia kissed Frank and smiled.  
“You better not be getting any idea’s, I don’t want you leaving me for another man!”
Frank grabbed another cupcake and wiped it all over Georgia’s face.
“Yeah, like that will ever happen”.
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Mallory
Mallory couldn’t believe what she was thinking.  She had been married for almost 5 years now, where are the sudden thoughts of infidelity coming from?  Ever since that cupcake, Mallory noticed she had developed a wandering eye.  She would wave her husband goodbye through her front window every morning, and then suddenly the rest of her day would be spent spying on her next door neighbour.
She had never even talked to him before but now, she couldn’t stop thinking about him.  His muscular frame, his chiselled jawline, and he probably had a huge...  Suddenly Mallory noticed he left the house.  
She watched as he walked around the back of his house and came back with his lawnmower, ready to take care of his property.  She watched him every second she could, her hand creeping down her tights to appease the feelings she was developing.  
Once he took his shirt off to cool off she couldn’t take it anymore.  Fuck James, fuck the sanctity of marriage, she needed that BBC before she exploded.  She quickly got the idea of offering him a drink, so she poured a couple of glasses of lemonade and ran next door.

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Think Before You Wish!

“What seems to be the problem?” 
Nina jumped at the voice behind her.  She wasn’t expecting a friendly conversation during her quick stop at the convenience store.  She turned around to see an old man with a very genuine look of concern.
“Excuse me?” She replied softly.
“I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to scare you.  You just seem down about something and I was wondering if there was anything I could do to help”.
“Oh”, Nina blushed.  “That’s very nice of you Mr...”
“You can call me Leonard”, he interrupted.
“Leonard”, she smiled.  “But I don’t really think anyone can cheer me up today”.
He smiled back.
“Well, I most certainly can’t if I don’t know what’s wrong”.
She paused for a moment.  She never really thought she would be talking to anyone about her problems, none the less a stranger, but the man seemed very nice.  The man used a cane to get around, looking around the age of 70 or 80.  His teeth were yellow, but the smile that he made was very comforting.

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“Well...”, she began.  “I’ve been having some... problems with the way that I look.  I don’t feel very confident about myself anymore”.
“Well, I can reassure you right now that you are a very attractive young woman”, he replied.  
“It's...”, she paused again, questioning whether she should be talking about this with a stranger.  “My boyfriend recently brought up the topic of weight, and how I’ve gained some extra pounds since we started dating”.
“That doesn’t sound like a very supportive boyfriend to me but that’s just the world nowadays.  People can only really see their flaws, not what makes them beautiful”.
“I completely agree, which is why there’s no real solution to the problem.  I’ll never really be able to see myself as beautiful”, she sighed.  “Thank you so much for your concern, it’s nice to see there are real gentlemen left in this world”.
She turned around and was about to walk away when he spoke up again.
“Well, what if I COULD do something about that?” He asked.