Not a Dick Pump

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Babysitter Body Swap

Dan smiled. “You really think demanding for me to return your body is gonna work? I’m a bodyswapper! I jump from body to body leaving new lives for those I swap with!”

Sierra was horrified. It was just a babysitting gig. A harmless 12-year-old body to watch over for one night and that’s it. At least that was supposed to happen. It turned out that the kid or whoever was occupying Jason’s body could swap with anyone he wanted, including her.

She could only watch has the new owner of her body started to strip naked and explore the new assets he had.

Something was wrong though. She couldn’t keep her eyes of two things. Her old boobies. She’s had them all her life but they seemed so exciting to her.

“I see your prepubescent hormones are kicking in”. Jason smiled. But Sierra wasn’t paying attention. Just like a kid that’s stumbled on a porn site for the first time, she was entranced by the naked body in front of her.

“Hey!” Jason said to get her attention. “My eyes are up here!” Obviously, he was messing with her but she was so embarrassed. There were a lot of mixed emotions running through her mind, straight down to her… She was so confused. Her new life was gonna prove more difficult than they both thought.

Blaze the Troubles Away

“AHhhhhh” Sarah exhaled.  “Never mind… I see what you’re saying”.  She started giggling as her IQ slowly dropped.  “That’s pretty darn awesome…hehe”.

“Sarah, what the FUCK?” her sister, Rachel shouted as she ran towards her.  “Are you seriously taking drugs?  And you like to call yourself the smart sister you dumb moth… Who the fuck is this guy?” She asked, changing her attention to me.

“He’s the weed man who gives me weed now… He’s like the weed fairy…” Sarah chuckled as she leaned over and reached into my backpack grabbing a joint.

I was probably gonna do the same, I had no reason to object.  The Raven-haired chick needed to chill, just like her sister.  I had the pleasure of watching the so-called ‘smart sister’ literally have her IQ evaporate, and slowly blown away by the wind.

“Have a joint Rachel.  It’ll make you feel bet…” Sarah began, as she handed it to her sister.

“I’m not a fucking prude, Sarah” Rachel scolded as she grabbed it from her hand.  “I’ve smoked weed before”.  

She looked back toward me as I offered her my lighter.  She grabbed it giving me a dirty look.

“I literally remember you giving me shit for taking drugs from strangers at that Drake concert last year…” She mumbled as she sparked up the spliff and took a couple of puffs. “We can’t stay here and chill though… Vic is wait… she’s in the car and… hehe… Sarah, you… you look so … dumb right now…” Rachel trailed off.

I couldn’t help but giggle as an absent-minded Sarah drooled a little, staring off into the distance.  Rachel’s comment brought her back to reality as the two joined in on the laughing.  

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“I have literally been sitting in the car for 30 fucking minutes waiting for you to get Sarah and I find you here like this?” Victoria shouted as she marched towards her half-naked friend.  

Rachel didn’t respond, almost looking right through the angry friend she had in front of her.  Se just exhaled and squinted her eyes.

Victoria stared back with her hands on her hips waiting for a response.  When she didn’t get one she spoke up again.

“Where’s Sarah, Rachel?  Maybe I can talk some sense into someone that’s sober…” She asked as she noticed a blonde girl doing naked cartwheels in the distance.

It was time for Victoria to stare at her friends, as she was in shock and total disbelief.  I made her jump as I poked her shoulder.  She spun around to see me, with red eyes and a joint rolled just for her held up to her face.  She slapped it away before I could even open my mouth.

“Are you the douchebag that’s drugging my friends?” She asked, steam practically coming from her ears.

I responded by grabbing… you guessed it, another joint from my pocket and offered it again grinning as I knew her total lack of choice in the matter.  She slapped it away again.

“Why the FUCK are my friends naked!” she shouted at me.

“Free the nipple man!” Rachel Chimed in as she got back to her feet and started twirling around in the mud.  It was like she was dancing to a burning man festival that she was having in her mind.  I was honestly surprised she’s even still able to speak, her IQ must’ve been so low at this point.

I reached into my pocket one last time and held the newly legal drug in front of her face.  

She gave me a death stare.  “Like I’ve told you, and my boyfriend, and my brother a million times, I’m not smoking any fucking pot!  It’s for… forr…” Victoria said as she suddenly became very lightheaded.  

People like Rachel were easy, especially when they literally take the bait straight from my hands but most aren’t like that, so I just use mind control as my backup.  Magic is magic.  Sarah instigated an argument about smoking in public with me, I had to literally change her mind on the matter.  The same was going to have to go with Victoria.

“So both your boyfriend and your brother offered you weed and you said no?  That is probably the rudest thing I’ve ever heard of… Luckily I have a way you can make it back to them” I began.

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Chris walked home from work to find Victoria’s car parked in the driveway.  Normally that was a given, except she told him she was going to be out with the girls all day.  

He walked in the front door calling out for her.  No response.  He continued to walk around as he took his coat off calling out for his girlfriend to no response.  Only when he had made his way to the bedroom did he find her, in a very unexpected position.

“Vic?…” Chris gasped.

“Mmmm?” She purred in response.

“Is… is this for real?

“Mmhmm” she moaned in response.  

Chris didn’t take long to strip naked and rush around the house looking for a lighter. 

Not much was going on up there after I was done with her, she was there to smoke with and fuck, and that’s pretty much it.  I know there aren’t a lot of people that would turn down an offer like that so I’m having her surprise her brother later that night in the same way.  Just trying to spread the love on this wonderful day!

Boyfriend and Goddess

When Amanda and I found a magic pendant that could grant wishes, our minds raced with all sorts of different ideas.  Money, riches, popularity; all of these came to mind but there were some more... selfish ideas that came to mind for me.

It wasn’t really that selfish considering I know it would be something she wanted too.  My dick... well... was just average.  Nothing to complain about but nothing special about it to really remember.  I wanted Amanda to have more to enjoy... and me too, of course, so without telling her I used the first wish.

Turns out she wasn’t as happy with the surprise as I thought.  I get that we were thinking about using every wish so that it was evenly shared between the two of us and I guess being able to suck and fuck my new giant dick wasn’t fair on her side.

The only way I could get her to calm down was to agree to let her use the second wish for her own personal gain.  She too wanted to make herself more attractive.  We were in my bedroom together when she said it.  

“I wish you treated and looked at me like the goddess I am”.

I really couldn’t complain.  I was hoping for something along the lines of bigger breasts or something like what I did, but as I felt the spell take effect I knew it didn’t matter.  She was now my dream girl, literally.  Every aspect of her body to me was perfect now.  Her smile gave me butterflies, her eyes captivated me and her body... well I couldn’t imagine it looking any other way.  This is when the story really starts.

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The two of us were quite excited to spend the night together to test out our wishes.  I knew she was still indifferent about what I did but I couldn’t stop thinking about her wish, or her!  My dick had been rock hard since this morning and I felt like I would explode in pure ecstasy every time she looked my way.  She literally was my definition of beauty; if only I knew before how that would translate to bed.

We started with some slow kissing but already I was at full mast.  By the time I had sat down on my bed I was already feeling like I could pop any moment.  I stripped naked and laid down eagerly for her to touch it... and then I came.  I saw her hand move towards my cock and the idea of that alone made me cum without her even touching me.

She smiled and giggled a little.  I didn’t care.  A smile meant she was happy and that’s all I ever wanted from now on.  The problem was that it didn’t stay as amusing as the first night for her.   Soon it became obvious that her sexual needs weren’t satisfied, I mean how could they?  I came every night before she could even touch me, sometimes before I could take off my clothes.

Eventually, she came up with a solution.  She would just sleep with some other people to satisfy her urges.  A few weeks ago I would be very hesitant if not dead against it, but now I wanted her to be happy no matter what.  She said she’d still be my girlfriend and everything, but it wasn’t fair that I was the only one that got to enjoy sex.

Backseat Driver

As I watched my girlfriend tease me from the front seat, my mind starts to get fuzzy again.  Wasn’t I driving an hour ago?  Who was driving now?  Why was I so turned on at the sight of my girlfriend licking her lips at the sight of this mystery man’s bulge?  They all seemed to swirl around in my head so fast that I would always come back to the conclusion of, “Who Cares?”

I really didn’t!  I didn’t care that I was just a passenger in the car I owned and I didn’t care about the fact that I didn’t know where we were going.  All I was interested was what was going to happen next.  What would my girlfriend do with this hunky man sitting less than a foot away from her?

We pulled into a dirt road and parked when we were all alone.  The man asked me to get out of the car and I complied.  He asked me to take the camera he handed me and start filming; I did that too.  Finally, he opened the driver’s door to give me a good shot of the action.

I watched as he grabbed Lacy’s head and lowered her down to his crotch.  She didn’t resist at all.  Neither did I.  I watched as she unzipped his jeans and popped out a cock that was twice as big as mine.  That only made me hard and look harder for the perfect shot.  

She bobbed her head up and down, faster and faster.  I had never seen her deepthroat a cock before because she didn’t have one to do that with.  Her lipstick began to smear all over his shaft as he basically had to pry her off.  

“Hold on a second baby, I don’t want to just yet”

He smiled and looked at me.

“Hey, camera guy.  Come switch seats with me” he asked simply.

I did so once he and Lacy had left the car.  I watched as he basically ripped her clothes off, ruining the shirt she was wearing.  Once she was but naked she positioned herself on the roof of the car, lying on the windshield as she waited for the man to continue.

He jumped on the hood behind her and began to fuck her vigorously.  I watched in awe as her tits pressed up against the windshield and her breath fogged up where her face was pressed.  After a couple of minutes, I could see the sweat that was she was developing and smearing all over.  Finally, she was flipped on her back as I had the perfect over-the-shoulder POV type shot of her facial.  Honestly, I was pretty happy with how it came out.  

The man lined the two of us up next to the car as he reviewed the footage, Lacy still naked and my cock still hard as a rock.  It was hard to not love the look of cum all over that pretty smile.

“Not bad.  Not bad at all.  Honestly, Lacy, I think you would be a great fit as one of my star porn actress.  Maybe with some lip injections and a tan, you could make it to the top” he stated, looking up from the camera. 

I could hear my girlfriend squeal in excitement at the opportunity.  My head got fuzzy again as I thought back to her business job.  The one she interned for years to get.  The one that could lead to a 7 figure salary.  I shook my head as I remembered that I really didn’t care about that future at all.  Pornstar seemed like such a better fit, and what a life to live, right?

“Umm… How about the footage.  Do you think I could be a cameraman or…”

He looked up at me and grinned.

“…something?” I finished.

“Well,” he began.  The shots are pretty nice but it would be pretty hard to get you paid to do it.  If you want, I can let you do it for free.  Who would want to split up such a great couple like you two”.

I beamed with excitement as I looked over to Lacy.  She gave me a long, sloppy, salty kiss on the lips to celebrate and I couldn’t be happier.

“Well then it’s settled” he smiled.  

He handed Lacy his card.

“I need you to be at this address at 10AM on Monday for a hardcore gang bang scene I think you’d be perfect for.  Of course, you’ll need to be unemployed by that point but I know you can handle that”.

She nodded her head in agreeance.

“Great!” he said as he got back behind the wheel of my car.  “I’ll see you two next week!”

He made a three-point turn and drove back down the dirt path we entered, leaving Lacy and me, alone and as happy as ever.  

A Very Sweet Gift

This is a long one, but I liked how it turned out.  Enjoy :)

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“Okay, very funny”, Frank said as he walked into the kitchen with a large Tupperware container.  “Which one of you girls wanted to prank the newly engaged couple?”

Lisa and Mallory looked at each other and shrugged.  Neither of them had any idea what he was talking about.

“Whatcha got there babe?” Georgia asked as she walked up from behind Frank, giving him a peck on the cheek as she passed him.

Frank walked over to the table where his fiancee’s friends were seated and took the lid off.  Immediately the two started to laugh.  Even Georgia got a good chuckle out of the cupcakes before her.

“It came without a note.  I just heard the doorbell and opened the door to this little surprise” Frank said grabbing a cupcake.

Mallory grabbed one, pulled off the wrapping and took a bite.

“Well whoever sent them has one hell of a secret recipe”, she giggled, wiping white icing from her top lip.  

“Maybe it’s for me”, Lisa joined in.   “I am headed to South Africa in a couple days.  Maybe it’s a sign of what’s to come”.

She licked the penis decoration on top in a sensual yet sarcastic manner.

Mallory handed one over to Georgia.

“You should enjoy one of these while you can before you’re stuck with a whiteboy for the rest of your life!”

Frank rolled his eyes, picked up a cupcake and shoved it in Mallory’s face.  She stood up laughing, grabbed a cupcake of her own and did the same to Frank in response.  He grabbed the cupcake from his face and licked his lips.  

“Well, as homo-erotic this is for me to eat, you’re damn right they got a secret recipe.  I can’t tell you the last time I actually enjoyed eating something sweet like this”.

Georgia kissed Frank and smiled.  

“You better not be getting any idea’s, I don’t want you leaving me for another man!”

Frank grabbed another cupcake and wiped it all over Georgia’s face.

“Yeah, like that will ever happen”.
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Mallory

Mallory couldn’t believe what she was thinking.  She had been married for almost 5 years now, where are the sudden thoughts of infidelity coming from?  Ever since that cupcake, Mallory noticed she had developed a wandering eye.  She would wave her husband goodbye through her front window every morning, and then suddenly the rest of her day would be spent spying on her next door neighbour.

She had never even talked to him before but now, she couldn’t stop thinking about him.  His muscular frame, his chiselled jawline, and he probably had a huge...  Suddenly Mallory noticed he left the house.  

She watched as he walked around the back of his house and came back with his lawnmower, ready to take care of his property.  She watched him every second she could, her hand creeping down her tights to appease the feelings she was developing.  

Once he took his shirt off to cool off she couldn’t take it anymore.  Fuck James, fuck the sanctity of marriage, she needed that BBC before she exploded.  She quickly got the idea of offering him a drink, so she poured a couple of glasses of lemonade and ran next door.

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Call Me Daddy

One of my favourite captions of all time is called Feeling Festive.  It’s about a father that essentially humiliates his son over the fact that his girlfriend wanted to swap bodies with him and not her actual boyfriend. There’s something about the idea of being in this type of situation and how evil the parents and kinda the girlfriend is to him and how there is no real way out.  Just more embarrassment.

Here’s a link to the story: https://swappinggrounds.blogspot.com/2017/12/feeling-festive-5.html

I just realized that a 6th part was uploaded where the son actually does have sex in his mother’s body.  Personally, I found it better when he hated it 100% so I like to think that the story ends on part 5.

This is the first part as a preview

Anyways, I’ve been dying to try the idea myself so here is my ‘remake’ of the series.  Enjoy :)

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PART 1

“Hey, Erica?” I said walking into our bedroom to see her admiring herself in the mirror.

“Yes, honey?” She responded without taking her eyes off herself.

“Is everything okay?  You seem... Different... today”.

Her head turned slightly looking at me through the mirror.  She smiled, but it was different from the beautiful smile I came to know and love.

“Is this because I forgot about our dinner tonight?  I know we planned it a couple days ago... I’ve just been feeling a little different... this week.  I’ve been spacing out on a couple things, not just the dinner”.

I was concerned because it was two days ago but there was more.  She’d been passing on my romantic advances since today started, she forgot where she kept her keys.  It’s like she woke up today a completely different person.

I walked up to her and hugged her from behind.  I felt her slightly reflex from it so I stopped.  I sighed.

“You know if there is something bothering you, you can talk to me about it, right?”

She spun around to face me and grabbed my shoulders.

“Of course!  Of course, I know that it’s just... I’ve just been feeling off lately.  Give me a couple of days and you’ll see.  I’ll be back to normal in no time!”

She gave me a peck on the cheek and made her way to the door, saying she’ll meet me in the car.  I hope that’s the truth, it’s killing me on the inside that I could be pushing her away somehow...

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PART 2

I slammed the front door and made my way straight to my bedroom, which had become ‘Erica’s’ hiding place for the week.  The door was locked so I kicked it open.

“Holy crap Ben!  You could have just knocked!” she yelped, spinning around.

“Oh go FUCK yourself.  I’ve been beating myself up all week, thinking I did something to upset you, only to find that you’re not actually YOU!” 

She tried to say something but I continued.

“It’s funny how I called my father today about my parents anniversary next week and it was like he was learning about it for the first time!”

She once again tried to speak but I wasn’t gonna let ‘Erica’ defend herself.

“Just LEAVE!  I can’t believe you would swap bodies with MY wife and not even ask OR tell me, you fucking ASSHOLE!  Swap back NOW!”