Tuesday, April 16, 2019

This Vacation Will Change Our Lives

“Chelsea!  I need you to be serious, and when I say serious, I mean hot!” Trisha said, annoyed that her friend wouldn’t take her seriously.
“Chill out girl!  I promised I’d go along with your little fantasy plan, but it’s still not gonna work.  I mean Body Swapping?  What is this, Freaky Friday?”
“Ugghhhh no!  This is our way of going on the spring break of our lives!  We’ll actually be making money considering the bodies we’re putting on the table, and since you lost your job and I get Jake to buy me things, it’s the only option we have”.
Trisha leaned in and set the timer on the camera for a fourth time, smiling happily, using her arms to emphasize her cleavage.  
“You honestly must think I’m the dumbest blonde in the world that something like this will work”, Chelsea groaned for the last time before giving off a half-decent smile.
Most people would probably be as skeptical as Chelsea.  When Trisha explained her plan it sounded like a crazy person.  She said she had found a very obscure site on the internet that could actually make attractive people money to go on vacation.  The catch?  They weren’t actually going to go anywhere.  They were going to swap bodies with some poor ugly saps in their desired countries.  Think about how lucrative a business that would let you rent a sexy body, could be?  
Chelsea couldn’t even argue after they received their $13,090 check between the two new bodies they would be inhabiting.  The cheque came with instructions of course as well as suction cup type devices to use the night of the swap.
Rules:
-The new inhabitants of a body may not interfere nor interact with anyone that knows the owner of the body.  (If broken, a fee of $1000 must be paid as compensation)
-You may not tell anyone, in your new or old body, about the swap.  (If broken, a fee of 2500$ must be paid as punishment)
-No swap will last longer than 3 days at a time.  (If broken, any earnings made must be returned, as well as a $5000 fee must be paid and a ban from our services will be applied).
-No Photo or video evidence may be taken, shared, sent or saved.  (If broken, a $1000 fee must be paid as punishment and a ban from our services will be applied)
-Most importantly, HAVE FUN :)
They had never seen a set of rules that seemed so serious and yet so comforting at the same time.  It was obvious they were set in place to protect hotties like them.  Who would want to try and steal or ruin an ugly person’s life?
The two laid next to each other in Trisha’s bed the night of the swap.  They had two suction cupped electronic devices to place on each side of their temples.  It was pretty hard to sleep considering what they were about to do.  Luckily the devices helped, as at exactly midnight, a slight electronic shock knocked the two out.


Dominican Republic: Sunday - Tuesday
Trisha shot up and nearly peed herself when she heard a woman screamed.  She looked to her right to see two things.  One was that they were in some sort of hotel room so the swap had worked.  The second was that Chelsea was not very happy about her new form.
“I’M FAT!!! I’M SO FAT AND OLD AND GROSS!” She screamed frantically grabbing at her large saggy breasts and pot belly.
“Yeah th…” Trisha paused for a second to take in her new masculine voice.  “Yeah, that’s kinda the point.  Hens the giant check we received in the mail.
Trisha got up and walked over to her friend, her swaying dick and balls causing a bit of discomfort, and at the same time curiosity.
Chelsea turned around to look at the bald man that faced her.  She had a hard time believing that was her 20-year-old bestie, but she couldn’t really question it considering her own predicament.
“This is wrong.  I don’t know if I want to do this anymore.  I don’t like being as old as my mom and less attractive.  I thought this was some sort of weird-ass joke that you wanted to pull on me and…”
“You need to RELAX girl!” Trisha said grabbing Chelsea’s shoulders.  “We’ve literally been planning this all week.  Sure this is probably the craziest fish out of water experience we will ever have, but think about it?  There’s a ton of stuff we can try that we’d probably never do in our normal lives”.
Chelsea stared at her friend, still in shock.  Trisha let her go and reached into the Pajamas she was wearing.
“I have a penis, Chels!  I get to pee standing up now!  It’s only for a couple of days and then we swap back safe and sound on Tuesday night”.
Trisha looked to her left to see a map of their resort on a dresser.  She walked over to grab it and smiled. 
“Look!  A breakfast buffet!  We’re getting dressed and getting our brunch on!  Don’t need to worry about getting fat or losing our figures, do we?”
Chelsea paused for another couple of seconds.  
“I guess… I mean I’m pretty much a whale already… and I guess I can eat more than I ever could in my original body”.
“That’s the spirit!” Trisha cheered.  “Now get that fat booty of yours into some clothes, I heard they have one hell of an omelette bar!”
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“I really hate the looks we’re getting from people… I feel so ugly” Chelsea mumbled, following Trisha down the beach.
“I’d take this over being constantly hit on all day.  How much time do you think we’d be wasting talking to boys if we were walking around a nude beach in our old bodies?”
Chelsea didn’t respond.  She was really good at turning all of the cons of being in these new bodies into pros.  It had her thinking that Trisha would be great at being ugly full time.  Luckily that wasn’t the case for either of them as at midnight they would be young and sexy again.
Trisha didn’t show it but she too was not the most comfortable in her body.  Sure it was cool to have a penis for once, but 3 inches wasn’t anything to be super proud of.  The same goes for the lack of hair on her head.  She couldn’t wait to be back to brushing, braiding and owning a full head of brown hair again.
The trip had gone over quite smoothly for the most part.  They enjoyed the sun and the beaches, the bars and the buffets and really couldn’t help but smile the entire time considering they were getting paid to be there.  The only slip-up was Chelsea overdoing it a little on Monday with her new appetite.  Spending the night on the toilet is never fun, especially when her ass dwarfed the toilet in size. 
They had made their way back to the hotel room that night and set up in their respective beds.  They placed the devices on their temples as instructed and waited to swap back.  Chelsea was terrified that something would go wrong.  That they wouldn’t be able to swap back or that the renters of their bodies got them killed or something.  Fortunately, that wasn’t the case as they were shocked and knocked out like the last time.
When the two woke up back in Trisha’s bed, they both sighed in relief.  Regardless of the success of the swap, the site they found to do so wasn’t the most… credible.
“Well, what did I tell you?” Trisha asked with her hands on her hips.
“Yeah, I guess that was pretty awesome.  Eating and drinking with no consequences was nice…” 
“Well, we have the day to relax and recover” Trisha grinned.  “For tomorrow, we go to Africa!”
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South Africa: Thursday - Saturday
Chelsea woke up first once again but she wasn’t going to scream the block down this time.  She saw a mirror across the room and walked over to assess the damage.  
She was young this time, although her body wasn’t much more appealing.  She was skinny, and her tits didn’t sag as much as last time but damn did she have a butterface.  Glasses, a big nose… she looked like one of the girls she used to pick on in high school.  Her least favourite feature was her teeth the looked like they desperately needed a year or two in braces.  Her smile was one of the things she loved about her original body.  She did feel a lot better after seeing who Trisha would be spending the next couple of days as.  She poked her friend awake with her nerdy grin and giggled.  
“Wakey wakey!  It’s time to get up and enjoy everything South Africa has to offer”.
Trisha smiled back, although it was a struggle to get out of bed.  When she looked at herself in the mirror things made more sense as she was now older… much much older.  So old she felt like she could probably be retired.  There were aches and pains all over her chubby body but she knew she could handle it for a couple of days.
“So what are we going to do first?” Trisha asked.
“How about a tour of the area?  There’s this really cool and cheap bus tour I looked up before we swapped.  I’d love to see a hippo or tiger or something.” Chelsea suggested.  
Trisha agreed as the two of them got dressed and headed out the door.
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“Do you two lovely ladies want a picture?” Their tour guide asked politely.
After a day on the bus, it became apparent that they would need to hire someone just for the two of them.  Trisha had overestimated her body’s strength and there was a surprising amount of walking around after the bus stopped to let the passengers explore.
“Absolutely!” Trisha beamed with excitement.  
It was a spur of the moment idea but she immediately began to strip down until she was au naturale.  The tour guide looked confused and so did Chelsea.
“What the hell are you doing?”  Chelsea asked shocked at her friend’s actions.
“I want a souvenir from our trip, and the best part was the experience we had was being able to be someone else!”
“I don’t know…” Chelsea mumbled.  “Weren’t pictures against the rules?”
“Stop being such a pussy!  It’s just a stupid fine, I’ll pay it with my half of the earnings.  Now let’s see that pale ass of yours girl!”
Chelsea giggled.  It was really freaking difficult to win any sort of argument with Trisha.  She stripped off all of her clothes as well and looked at the dumbfounded tour guide.  
“Alright, you can go ahead and take the picture!” Chelsea smiled.
He just shrugged as he brought the camera to his face to frame the shot.  Trisha made sure to give him her Email so she could look at it when she got home…
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The pair basically collapsed on their beds from exhaustion.  Compared to the Dominican, they did a lot more walking and sightseeing than relaxing by the pool or beach.  
“Best vacation ever” was all Trisha could muster as she grabbed the suction cups and attached them to her head.  
Chelsea did the same.  She was always the nervous one though.  Even though Trisha had passed out a couple hours ago, she had to wait until midnight for the shock to make sure everything went smoothly.  Just like clockwork, at midnight the devices activated, knocking the two out.  It did seem a lot more intense than the previous times though…
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“NonononoNONONO NO!” Trisha heard her friend scream once again.  
She thought that her friend would have finally gotten used to swapping bodies after doing it a bunch of times.  It took her a couple of seconds to realize that they were supposed to be home now.  Why would she be freaking out unless…
Trisha shot up out of bed to a familiar room.  The one they fell asleep in the previous night.  The one located in South Africa.  The one they were supposed to never see again.  She ripped off the suction cups and stared at her terrified friend.
“WHY ARE WE STILL HERE!” Trisha screamed.
“I DON’T KNOW GRANDMA, BUT WE WERE… We…”
“Why did you just call me grandma, Nikki?  NIKKI!  YOUR NAME IS NIKKI AND I’M YOUR GRANDMOTHER!…  WHY CAN’T I SAY OUR NAMES!”
The pair were really starting to freak out now.  They kept trying to verbally state facts about themselves but they kept on talking about their current body’s lives instead.  Chelsea dropped to her knees and began to cry.  Trisha pulled out her phone and tried to log into the travel website to no avail.
SORRY BUT THIS ACCOUNT HAS BEEN BANNED.  WE HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR NEW LIVES!
Trisha’s heart dropped into her gut as she began to tear up as well.  She wasn’t going to give up yet.  Next, she tried to log into Facebook so she could message her friends.  She logged in so quickly she didn’t realize that she had entered the information for Barbra’s account.  It said she was 63 and that she was retired, living with her granddaughter in South Africa.  
She was completely broken emotionally.  She had just lost more than 40 years of her life from a stupid picture.  She couldn’t even remember their old names to search.  
Chelsea ran over to hug her grandmother.  Trisha hugged her back as they tried to comfort each other from the most devastating news they have ever received.  They wanted a trip of a lifetime and they got it.  Unfortunately, it meant giving up their old ones in the process!

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