Think Before You Wish!

“What seems to be the problem?” 

Nina jumped at the voice behind her.  She wasn’t expecting a friendly conversation during her quick stop at the convenience store.  She turned around to see an old man with a very genuine look of concern.

“Excuse me?” She replied softly.

“I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to scare you.  You just seem down about something and I was wondering if there was anything I could do to help”.

“Oh”, Nina blushed.  “That’s very nice of you Mr...”

“You can call me Leonard”, he interrupted.

“Leonard”, she smiled.  “But I don’t really think anyone can cheer me up today”.

He smiled back.

“Well, I most certainly can’t if I don’t know what’s wrong”.

She paused for a moment.  She never really thought she would be talking to anyone about her problems, none the less a stranger, but the man seemed very nice.  The man used a cane to get around, looking around the age of 70 or 80.  His teeth were yellow, but the smile that he made was very comforting.

“Well...”, she began.  “I’ve been having some... problems with the way that I look.  I don’t feel very confident about myself anymore”.

“Well, I can reassure you right now that you are a very attractive young woman”, he replied.  

“It's...”, she paused again, questioning whether she should be talking about this with a stranger.  “My boyfriend recently brought up the topic of weight, and how I’ve gained some extra pounds since we started dating”.

“That doesn’t sound like a very supportive boyfriend to me but that’s just the world nowadays.  People can only really see their flaws, not what makes them beautiful”.

“I completely agree, which is why there’s no real solution to the problem.  I’ll never really be able to see myself as beautiful”, she sighed.  “Thank you so much for your concern, it’s nice to see there are real gentlemen left in this world”.

She turned around and was about to walk away when he spoke up again.

“Well, what if I COULD do something about that?” He asked.

Nina turned around and gave Leonard a quizzical look.

“Don’t tell anyone but I have a little talent for granting wishes”, he smiled.  “If you want to love the way your body looks all you would have to do is wish for it”.

She giggled.

“Like a genie?”

“Exactly like a genie!”

The man went from looking genuine to Nina, to looking crazy.  Granting wishes?  That was impossible, right?  Still, the man seemed to be trying to help her, what was the issue with going along with it.

“All I would have to do is make that wish and you would grant it?” She asked.

“That’s all you would need to do”.

She paused for a few seconds to think about the offer.  Why not, was all that kept coming to her mind.  

“Okay, then Leonard.  I wish I loved the way my body looks”.

“Granted”, was all he replied with.

Nina was surprised to feel something surge through her body.  Her head started spinning and her vision blurring.  After a few seconds, she could keep her balance and collapsed, blacking out.

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“YOU BASTARD!”, Nina yelled shuffling towards Leonard.  

It had taken her half the day to find that evil old man but she finally recognized her dress walking through a park near the gas station.

“Oh hello Nina, feeling any better?” he asked with a grin.

“NO I’M FUCKING NOT!” She yelled in response.  “Imagine the horror I faced when I woke up on the floor of that convenience store as a raggedy old fuck!  You stole my body you asshole!”

“HEY, there’s no need for language!” Leonard replied brushing his new red hair out of his face.  “Remember Nina, this was your wish, not mine”.

“I wished to love my body, how exactly is this granting my wish?!”

“I’ll show you”, he replied simply.

Leonard then pulled his new breasts out of her dress, squeezing them together with his arms.

“What the HELL!  Why did you pull.. why are my breasts out!”

“Just give it a couple of seconds”, was all he replied with.

She was fuming, watching as the old man fondled her breasts.  He bounced them up and down, he tweaked her nipples... He sucked on..on those breasts...

Ninas mind wandered off as her vision narrowed, looking at the breasts in front of her.  She had seen them a million times before but this was different.  They looked... sexy.  They looked really sexy!  Before she knew it she was picturing herself as the old man sucking on those perfect nipples.  Leonards giggling brought her back to reality.

“I’d say that boner between your legs shows you love the way your body looks”.

Nina looked down to see the tent she was pitching.  She wanted to look up and protest but she kept looking at her nipples, not her eyes.

“I know how you feel.  I stared at your ass for a solid minute before I started our little convenience store conversation.  There you go, your wish was granted”.

Nina turned her head away, she was getting too distracted.

“That’s... that’s not what I wanted.  I wanted to feel more confident in MY OWN body”, Nina muttered.

“Well then you should have worded your wish more carefully, Leonard!” 

That name made her angry again.  She looked back at her body, trying to keep eye contact.  

“I’ll call the police!  I’ll tell my boyfriend or my parents, they’ll believe me!”

Leonard giggled again.  She was really starting to despise the way her own laugh sounded.

“I highly doubt that they would believe a senile old man like yourself.  Especially when you can’t help but touch yourself like that”.

It took Nina a second to figure out what he meant.  She realized that her right hand had made its way into her old man slacks and started stroking her new penis.  She quickly pulled it out, embarrassed by her actions, even though she didn’t even notice she was doing it.

“You don’t need to worry about getting it up, no Viagra needed.  Not many people your age can say that!” 

He started to outright laugh now.

“Trust me, I’m not that bad of a person.  I’ll send some naughty pics to your room at Meadowbrook so you can continue loving your body if you know what I mean!”

Leonard put his new breasts away, turned around and started to walk away.  She wasn’t going to just let him leave like that, and she was certainly not going to go to his room at the old folks home!  It took some effort due to the need for assistance from her new cane but she caught up and grabbed the back of her dress.

Leonard turned around and gasped.

“Get your hands off me, you DIRTY OLD MAN!  HELP!  SOMEONE HELP, THIS MAN IS TRYING TO SEXUALLY HARASS ME.  HE’S TRYING TO GRAB MY BREASTS!” Leonard shouted as he pulled out his new breasts again.

“HEY!” Nina heard someone shout.  

She looked to her left to see a pair of college-aged boys start jogging towards them.  She then looked down to see her other hand had made it down her pants again.  Soon the police would arrive and she would be headed back to Meadowbrook, whether she liked it or not.